February 2012
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For Abi because this is an interesting article... →
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You’re the biggest asshole that I ever did see too bad I love your peaches and wanna ride your tree.
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ALL THE PROCRASTINATION
gonewibbly:
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? closed 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? yes, reapeatedly 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? recently, out, I wrap myself in something resembling a burrito with all of my pillows in a halo around me 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? I HAVE! it was a one way sign 5:Do you...
You are making it really hard to pretend.
Some things are better not explained on public blogs. Which frustrates me.
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what made me laugh of the day →
Someone’s got a bad publicist.
A girl in class just walked past me in class and she smells like my Grandmommol.
First two immediate and simultaneous thoughts:
1. Why would a twenty something want to smell like an old lady.
2. Grandmommol is so cool, she smells like a 20 something year old!
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ABI WAS THIS NOT MY WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL CAREER?!
me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules
parents: you're fucking out of control
Texted
sothenshe:
With an ex-fling.
Me: We are at an impasse.
Her: This is true. What do we do about this?
Me: Send me a picture of your nipple. I will do the same.
Her: That is not fair trade.
Me: Nip for nip? How is it unfair?
Her: Because seeing a guy’s nipple is like seeing a guy’s sideburn.
Me: No it’s not. Or else we’d have nipples on the sides of our faces.
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This link here is a really awesome article about a guy who decided to cut himself off from the internet and his cell phone. I hope one day I will have the self control to do something like it.
At one point there was a Christmas greeting trampled in the snow? What were the circumstances around that?
Reilly: Yeah, that was mine for my long-term girlfriend who I had kind of stopped seeing, but...